From Ponpoko, jump bounding around with his big katana out

This kind of impersonal wastage is why our world is so fucked up now! | You know, none of these words go together AT ALL | Obviously this guy is in too much of a hurry to MAKE FUCKING SENSE | Okay! The truth is! Demons! Talk like! William! Shatner! | Well shit, now that I know that evil is oozing around here, I don't want to even touch the place | The whole 'sword vs. fist' thing really doesn't seem that fair and/or square to me | Well, it's no use talking to yourself before the fellow gets there | What the HELL? | Again, Samurai Shodown might have a gripping feudal Japanese storyline, but you sure as hell can't tell from scenes like these | First it oozes, then it gushes. This is some truly malleable evil | Haohmaru's suggestions are impossible at best and incomprehensible at worse. I guess that's why he became a swordfighter rather than an astrophysicist | Wow, and just think of what would happen if she had lost the fight! | Well, it's fucking incomprehensible, but looks like evil is back to oozing | It's not always easy to fight for THE JUSTICE, but it always wins in the end | Well, looks like the evil went from oozing to gushing back to oozing and now indeterminate. | Botching up his idol Brider's famous quote | Repeat after me: This town... Is made of... LOVE AND PEACE! | Well, he may not have made a good ringleader but at least he can be used to make delicious Rice Krispy Squares! | Oh baby, it stings so good | This is the least threatening exchange in history. Less than violent hate, it's simply mild annoyance | Au revoir, retard. | There is so much wrong with this, I don't even know where to start