It's even better than SS1, and it kicks my ass harder than ever before! Plus, the translation's absolutely wacky!

Contributions from Craig Hurst. His eyes are blue, but he knows Samurai's Spirits!

Look at Badman's great Finnish power!

The evil king is MrPlaid!

A bunch of these quotes were also submitted by someone whose identity was lost forever when THE OLD MILL burned down back in '78. Thank you, masked stranger, whoever you are!

The Intro! | "I must hurry up. The world is being destroyed by evil power!" | "What a nice person! You kindly give the palm to such a crock." | "In France, there's no impolite person like you! It's reasonable I win!" | "How weak you are! I might kill you as well as 'tofu' with my sword!" | "All creature will die and all the things will be broken. That's the law of Samurai." | "Woow! I am a champion, I will kill all enemies with my sword!" | "New battles are going to start, now again." | "Has the evil king returned back?" | "Dead, dead, you are dead! Serve you right! He he he! | "Gosh! I've made it mincemeat! He he he he he! | What kind of a bark is that? "Wof"?!? | "Aaaah! It was scarry!" | "Horrible atmosphere." | "You are a girl too, however, I will beat you." | "Oh my god! How dangerous a boomerang is!" | "I'm scared a little, but I will try!" | "Go through the beauty of real 'kabuki' by your death!" | "To protect the honor of my family, I'll never lose!" | "He he he, I drag your soul in the evil world."

I don't know, maybe Poppy just wants to go for a walk | Galford's stunning logic | "I'll take your clothes and talons. Oh, a perfect fit!" | Where does the "Huh" fit in? | Along with Mt. Fuji? Does Mt. Fuji fall on his opponents or something? | What, would that have made the sword miss by a couple millimeters or something? | How verbose

How about you "Go fuck yourself?" | Really? I thought it was "dress really fruity and overact"? | Uh, really, Japanese interpreteve dance plays will stop the evil king? | Except grammatically | "Something evil is coming now!" | Nicotine isn't very good at forming sentences that make sense | It's the stuff that keeps your lungs in operation, you idiot | Grammar is a good strength too, though | ...to make fun of Ukyo... ...feel good... | Such eloquence! Why do they need a period after an ellipsis? | Ooh, he called you a chicken | *GASP* He told me to go to hell! | How would it sound if I said "Look at our great Canadian power?"

Remember, be faithfully reglious, and you will be rewarded with BANANAS! | I guess Charolette cannot allow love to bloom on the battlefield...

Are they having three completely different conversations at once? | I really think so. | Looks like evil guys can never succeed in the end... | Warning: do not look at these quotes if you don't want to see Earthquake's arse-crack | WOF! | Maybe he's just a shy kind of man | If Gen-An can, then any man can | AN EVIL KING IS YOU | I have no idea. | He will never leave Eurasia alive! | When do we learn how to flip out ninja-style? | You're right, he is a little dubious... | For the last time, Gen-An, go away. | Sure, they might be cause of this event, but they look like they were stolen from Bust-A-Move | Dancing solo gets boring after a while | Nakoruru, eco-warrior | What happen, indeed? | A toast, old bean! | That's the strangest catchphrase I've ever heard | Does the evil king have a name? | Hey! Stop quoting Squall! | In the radio-edited version of this song, the lyrics have been changed to "Hey, you, I'll meet and greet you"

It depends on what the hell "bear to" means | Well god, Confort, Maine is filled with complete fucking wusses | So why are you still fighting a bunch of other people instead of going straight to fight the evil power? | IF you know what I mean... *nudgenudgewinkwink* | I think we can forgive the bad English here... I mean, even if she IS French, she's still a babe | THE POWER IS YOURS! | I AM NOT LONGER THE COPY!

I prefer long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners, actually | I've never seen a video game with such high standards before | Yes! Proper spelling is a luxury of the fat, lazy bourgeoisie! | Actually, that's just a sunburn | Well it's not my fault that I was born with ADD | But luckily, most people were not GODDAMN RETARDS and moved away from it instead | Is this the beginning of a console RPG? | You crazy funster! | He obviously won because of his quick wits and lightning-fast reflexes! | Knock, knock! Who's there? Justice! Justice who? Jus | I have an ominous feelings about this... | Make sure to always wear clean underwear, JUST IN CASE | ok | Never before has a horribly mistranslated fighting game come so close to achieving the status of a thought-provoking, revolutionary work of art | "Boss"? All this painstaking attention to medieval period detail is robbing the game of all its fun | A chilling meditation on mortality and death, courtesy of SNK | Maybe if I write myself a note then I won't forget where I put myself? | The weirdest use of the first-person plural since Pro Wrestling

Wacky fun times with the Evil King:

SNK's grammar scientists work tirelessly to unlock the hidden verb potential of everyday nouns! We salute their noble struggle! | What in the blessed virgin name of fuck? | Yes, I have absolutely no doubt that he has previously used the word "you" at least once in his life | Allow me to paraphrase this quote in a more coherent and refined manner: Fdafa3$!%!%15i5%!%^fadfqw-984025fvxfv xc.mvm.amer11415 | Have you ever danced a kabuki with demon in the pale moonlight? | Shit! You beat me!

Going from utter resignation to towering confidence in the space of seven words! | Nicotine seems to have a... "special" relationship with Buddha | He's doing a good enough job of making a fool of himself, actually! | "Feel a great power of China"

Zany hijinks with identical characters:

HOW DELICIOUSLY IRONIC! GET IT??? THEY ARE FAT, AND I USED THE WORD "DELICIOUSLY"!!! LIKE FOOD!!! Unfortunately, the humour of this quote is on about the same level. | Chivalry is not dead... it's only severely brain damaged | People of aristocrat stock need not lower themselves to such menial tasks as using grammatical tenses properly! | Yes, just as Elvis impersonators are some of the bravest people on Earth | Actually, I'm pretty sure that one of them is going to have to lose honor | Yes, let's! | "....."? I don't think I could have said it better myself | The number of ways in which SNK can bungle the phrase "You are identical to me" is truly breathtaking | This town ain't big enough for the two of us, pilgrim | Oh! Ok! Oh! Ok! Oh! Ok!