This is like the most pathetically translated TurboGrafx-16 game in all existence, which is quite a feat since there is little more dialog than the names of each Zone, and the "helpful" rantings of the retarded old ghoul-woman.

Poor zone!

Retarded old ghoul-woman speaks! "All most there!" | "It's a order from the King of Heaven!" | "Be caution!" | "Destroy! Yoritomo's soul" | "You are fine!" | "Never for get! Heike's Enmity of soul" | "Don't be inattention!" | "Still long way to go!"