If congress would just pass those anti-ninja crime laws Mike Haggar has been trying to pass, it would be a lot easier for the hard working cops in Crime City, on the Streets of Rage, and on the Rushing Beat. Hell, it may even have far reaching benefits that will even help Arnold Swartzeneggar and Random Chun-Li Chick battle the Xenomorph menace! So, congress, are you bad enough dudes to pass the anti-ninja laws? R U TUFF E NUFF?
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