Say what you will, it's still better than the SNES Lord of the Rings game...

Crazy Hermit vanishes into thin air!

...So then you AREN'T blind... | What happens to a programmer after making a game for Acclaim | ...How the hell can you mistake someone staring a conversation with a piece of broccoli? | So the lack of a key even prevents me from moving the chest at all? | You seem to know the art of business well... | Less crazy then your average fundamentalist Christian's view of the universe... | FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! | Nice to see people fighting for social progress... Even if they are complete fucking morons | ...Huh? | That's why if you're up against mainly magic enemies always have a mage | Ah, so he's the god of Alabama | Really... | Man, what type of Nazi makes up those laws? | OH NO! | Selling bodies? You've ALREADY made a deal! | He must be European... (Note to European visitors: I meant he's from Alabama...) | FATTY LIKES MY HEAD! | And then my friend, you die. | Yes, you do need one... | YES | ...Note to self: Don't go to sleep while on drugs | Actually I think they just stare at your breasts | Um, shouldn't I save the really big spells as my spells of last resort? | Sadly, it's membership has dropped since | Spot the loony | ...What the hell's Gandalf trying to say? | Greed is good | Perfection sucks | I guess going that crazy is what resulted in this game's visuals... | Oh no, the Power Lord! Watch otu, cause then he'll break out the... POWER GLOVE! NOW HE'S PLAYING WITH POWER! | I'll be sure to remember to start my serial killing in this town, as it'll hep our beleagured economy. Oh yeah, you fucked up the word "principle" | BRILLIANT! | I can only hope that some businessmen look at this quote and suddenly go through an Ameican Beauty-like transformation of their life... Just remember, SEND ME YOUR STOCK OPTIONS! Unless you work for, ir are involved with Enron. | Keep up the good work then, smarmy asshole! | That is very creepy | So the king's like actually a group of people, or does he end up being a final boss fusion monster? Or did you just fack up and put it in the plural form?