This is just too much. Notice the "Experimental Surgeon" bit. Not only does this game warn kids about the hazards of nicotine, but it does it in a totally edgy and extreme way.

From Badman, a prodigal young doctor working on the cure for cancer.

The intro: There's really nothing I can say about this | THE BIG ONE IS CLOSING IN | How professional. Was this game made by volunteer work or something? | This game teaches us that Rex Ronan will be there to save your sorry ass. Inhale deeply, kids | Happy end! | In other news, general taxes skyrocket