The Gameboy is great, if you like collecting monsters. Again. And again. And again... Please... Kill me...

Contributed by Kirby Star, who looked into the Pokemon movie and lived. Shinigami no kamikaze looked into the Digimon movie, and has never been seen since...

What the hell? | If they weren't bad, wouldn't they be called "animals"? Stupid! | Yeah, I'm really proud about it. | Yeah, that is pretty stupid

I'll take a guess the gods didn't write this intro...