Who the fuck thought that it would be a shining idea to make an adventure games out of vegetables?

With contributions from Fahbs the rutabaga.

This can be taken SO out of context

"Don't try to get smooth!"

She is one fine piece of orange!

"Asprin is the wonder drug that works wonders!"

"I don't like the jokes"

"640kb should be enough for anybody!"

I guess they live in a state of anarchy now or something. Admitted, that wasn't funny, but I can't think of anything