If my suspicions are correct and this is basically just a remake of the old Red and Blue versions, then... well, that's really fucking sad.

Spikey likes shorts, and if you don't too, he'll 'sic his Metapod on ya.

Does it have something to do with "the day it snowed"? | If you keep breathing, you'll be all BLAAAAAARRGGHGHGH and hock up your last meal | Where does Nintendo get off exposing kids to the horrors of cosplay at such a young age? | Kwaaah, the mating call of the cursed | RUN, KIDS! | How old is Ash anyway? I don't think his nads have dropped yet | What is this scientist guy's problem? | Uhuhuh... Challenge you, I will! | All the language cells migrated to the science part of the brain | ^___^ | Is it common for (arguably) brilliant scientists to have failed English? | I for one am relieved the kid who loves shorts has returned | You know, I never thought about it much before, but shorts really are great | We're in Mortal Kombat for the SNES! NOOOOOOOOO | This man has a bright future ahead of him | No, but I know what they say about sailors and... ah, forget it | X-rays from the moon? Better get your tinfoil hats out