A masked latex freak that shoots his limbs at monsters... What a great hero for all the young S&M fans out there! I MEAN JESUS! BUBSY IS A BETTER MASCOT THAN THIS PIECE OF SHIT (Note: He still could never be the WORST mascot ever... That shall always be Titus the Fox, mascot for Titus Interactive, the FRENCH equivilent of Acclaim; That's right, take Turok, and replace the talentless hacks with FRENCH talentless hacks, and you'll then get SUPERMAN FUCKING 64!)

From Officer Jack, err, "Plokkin" dude

More from Person, a bad motherplokker

And even more from The NintenGenius who really... I can't think up another pun using the word "Plok"

This may answer the question as to whether 'Plok' is male or female...

WORST CATCHPHRASE EVER

...I don't even want to GUESS what the fuck "blue gunge" is | ...I'm not exactly sure WHERE this sentence became fucked up, I just know it IS fucked up | Oh, fuck you, whoever made this piece of shit... | I guess that's a odd question... | Yeah, you're a regular Danny Glover

It figures that Plok doesn't have anyone else to tell him this | Shut up