Err, I get lost more easily in this game than I do in PS1. And I got lost in the first fucking dungeon in PS1.

More from Crazy Hermit, but you can call him "Czht"

Yet more from Pottsdam, morphing his mag... Whatever that means.

"Very well then, you may call me 'FUCK'" HURR HURR | Redundancy rocks! | Err, last time I checked, Dynamite wasn't an atomic bomb... | This is ambition

I want that job. | When the defenders of humanity are this schitzophrenic, you know you're in trouble

Welcome to the sexually permissive world of Dezo | That gosh dern sun! | Dern those Palmans to hall! | The Dezolians must get a lot of days off of school due to blizzards... So I guess that's why they're not too bright. | How pathetic! You sound like pages from a self help booklet! | A nice subtle way to slip in a renaming screen | Quite an interesting hobby | If you have green skin and live on an icy planet... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK! | Well, that solves THAT mystery | The ewok guys sure are generous. Also stupid. | Quit your damn whining Nei, you're a genetically engineered organism. I think you can handle a heavy load! | Actually, I have another method, but I don't think I want to discuss that handy tip. I suppose a pet could work too, though. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. | And it's... SPARE CHANGE! | Yes, they don't have normal electricity, they have electricity that's purple and it sings! | Good thing this game isn't in smell-o-vision | The Dezolians are tough because they have the power of THE WARRIOR! Now they're going to put you through a table, you bunch of normals. | And I bet they ain't afraid of no ghosts, either. | Must just be a coincidence, though