So, you watched Evangelion. You played Xenogears. Now, you want MORE zany and random religious symbolism! Well, look no further folks - Here is totally off the wall non-denominational religious ZANINESS! Also, from the few minutes I played it, it seemed like a bit of a mindfuck, but no doubt it's more watchable than the last parts of both Eva and Xenogears.

From J. Mikler, who spread a rumor that I'm not very funny. GUESS WHAT! It came true! (sob)

Prinicpal Hardy, we hardly knew ye... | I wouldn't doubt that this line created some sort of hentai with Helios raping the night sky... | Ironic how this is almost exactly how Scream started... | Man, dosen't take much for a girl in high school to get depressed | I gotta agree with the last sentance... | PH34R J33F K!!!!11!

All video games should have disclaimers like this. I really thought for a while that there was some plumber out there jumping on rogue fungus and rescuing princesses. | Also: YOU'RE FAT | At one point, my quote quips were accused of being sort of a Beavis and Butthead routine by super famous E/N superstar Mark of THE MARKSIDE! Well, I won't stoop to that level any more. Nosir. Never again. No... Oh hell... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WANG LONG!!!!!!!

Actually I find it easier to pull the trigger... | Damn, how'd they find my room?