It's like a cross between Super Smash Bros. and Rolling Thunder. Play it. NOW.

From what I can read from the really, really small text, there are three things I'm sure to find at the "aqurium": WHALES, BETTY, and a BOMB | DANGER! DRAWNING! | The epic intro. I think the answer to the last question is "yes". | Hi! I'm taking aim on you! Ha ha! | Also known as "killing each other with weapons" | He's at a weapons factory. What else is he going to be a secret advisor for? Non-violent conflict settlement?