The predecessor to the Bandai MEGAHIT Countdown Vampires. If you don't understand this, don't worry. You should be glad you don't. The two games have a lot in common. They're both ugly as shit and they suck donkey balls.

From Lobst and BarrelO, cute happy faces that turn to bloody skulls.

And from Electro Sun Dog, who is not to be confused with "Party Monster", that movie with Macauley Culkin that nobody cared about. Try again, Mack!

"I don't know about you, but a giant fried shrimp that says 'Look out baby, here I come' is pretty high on my list of the most fucked up things ever." - BarrelO | "I'll suck all your blood." | "I... am a slowpoke." | What the fuck? | HAHAHAHA! He's a minotaur!! And he's saying "Mooove it!" Get it!!! HAHAHA (shot in the head) | "Oh boy! Mark soup!" | "My legs are asleep!" | Nice welcoming committee | Another ingenious pun! | "Cream" Haruna? | "You beat everybody!" | Bandai has put so much time into the character design of Monster Party, as well as the script, it's true production value shines right here. Note that the orginal spider did not have a "II" on it's back

The incredible end sequence! I just hope that you get to replay the whole game, but with some of the enemies changed to PUMPKINS!!!

The moral of the story: if a total stranger tells you a ridiculous story, go with them wherever they ask you to (e.g. into their black van) | FEED ME! | Cry me a fucking river, bitch | It's okay, this way you won't struggle