I've seen monkeys before. That thing is not a monkey. If that's the case, WHAT THE HELL IS IT? I'm scared. Help me mommy.

From Waluigi, monkey POWERBOMBER!

They always seem to had a problem with their tenses, aren't they? | Oh yes, as this shot implies, women can't handle advanced things like, oh, reading. BACK TO THE KITCHEN | NOW LETS GO FOR IT!!! | This one just gives me a headache. It's like a string of words where none of them have any relation to each other! | Actually, it holds most of its pain on the inside... As it grows and broods until he just snaps. | Lead you to Yoda, I will | Like most things in this game, I can't wrap my head around the story | But, even though she can't go to school, she's still better than boys | But I'll be lazy the next day

Actually, I don't think that's how it goes. Most blind dates end in a bloody mess that's a real bitch to get out of the carpet rather than marriage | Really? I hated it when I was a kid | The strategy choices are definitely lacking | Well, they usually get irratable when you try to fuck them

And here they come, the inevitable monkey jokes.

For a growing boy like you, that shouldn't be too difficult | Same thing, worse grammar | Maybe, but NEW HERBAL VIAGRA WILL MAKE YOU FEEL 100 YEARS YOUNGER!!! | Awfully concerned about my monkey, isn't he? Dirty old pedarast. | I thought it was a pretty obvious thing when your monkey stops growing? | Uh... Thanks for sharing. | And it's really tough to come to terms with the fact that you have a weak monkey