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Save the world from a nuclear equipped battle mech by crawling around in a cardboard box, getting pissed on by dogs, and pulling out all the smooth moves with the ladies (Like leaving them to die while you backtrack for a sniper rifle). Games don't get much better than this.
Contributions from Lobst, who is chasing you in his jeep screaming "IT'S NOT OVER YET!" until he hits a snowbank and dies of chlamydia.
More from Badman, who takes off his pants if you exit and reenter the ventilation shaft three times
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