Nintendo, you wouldn't have needed to resort to this mecha nonsense to get us to buy your stupid gun if you had just let us shoot the damn dog.

From FunkDOC, standing so close to the screen that it's not fun.

Also from Captain Skat Felisar, who is very, very strong!

First bosses may act tough, but unless they're in a Treasure game they are probably not the strongest battler in the world | Yes, whee, it's like a fun happy trip down the waterslide! | Rats! Poppycock!

Descrimination!