Because the only thing that makes a MegaMan game better is being able to play it on a tiny, blurry screen with incomprehensible dialog and characters the size of a mosquito's ass!

Geegel always sees someone's action before he attacks them | Maybe sharing one brain had something to do with it... | I had no idea they were so close! | Terrible confusion is the WORST KIND of confusion! | It sures looks like this is end to me | Middy overcompensates with the drama since he just sits at his damn computer the whole game and doesn't help a bit | Evil X? Does Dr. Light totally lack grammar skills, or is there some boss fight I missed? | X has some great morals, for sure! | The laugh makes him even MORE mysterious | You hope WHO does? | There's more than one of them. Stupid Zero... | Another retarded laugh.. do they think this makes them sound scary or something? | No one can program a back ground like Ryutaro's Mama!! | Why the hell are you telling ME this?? | H4X0R3D | I'm sure it'll come back to me when you show up to kick my ass.. | Zero spoils the drama when he starts to talk | When you narrate your moves, someone's eventually gonna catch on.. | But WHICH wall are you talking about?! | Damn that tough evil! | Zero should just stop talking altogether.. | Hey, if it makes all the strong people happy, let them kill that one weak guy! | Isn't that supposed to be a question? Maybe X should stop talking, too..