Ah, I remember playing the Marvel games at the arcade; screaming obscenities at Captain America... Those were the days when embarrassing myself in front of people was fresh, new and exciting.

UKUHAWA SMASH!

Spider Man: Clown College is really quite rigorous, you know. | Spider Man, I love you | Dancin' fool

Hulk: YES!

I'd have figured that SOMEWHERE along the way from deep space to his apartment, Hulk'd calm down and become Bruce Banner...