This game is wacky! Although there isn't a bad translation (this game was made in America, afterall, and to boot, it's one of the few American-made games that are actually fun), it has a ton of weird ass quotes in it!

From Ellcrys, who was the one who microwaved the damn hamster.

"STAIRCASE OUT OF ORDER"

One of the most useless characters in gaming history... Chuck the plant!

Weird Ed and Nurse Edna's wacky dialogue

Let's see if Mark can stand by his claims!

A worthy threat

TUNA HEAD!