The game where you're given the important task of teaching three girls how to become the perfect maids in cleaning, washing and cooking. Oh, and blowjobs, and anal as well...

Badman needs to sell you the Penis Mightier, then it's off to the World Cup!

"That's weird, the can looks like it's overflowing..." | Yes, a bleach to destroy all others! | Well, at your age, you probably shouldn't... | Want a bigger bust! Here's two helpful tips! | Apparently, Tatsuaki forgot this is a hentai game... | The candy is cursed... But it comes with a free Fro-gurt! | I already have enough pets at home though... | You know, I think you just lost that "adovertiser" | Oh no, CANNIBALS! | Hmm, I wonder if THIS means anything sexual... | I think that's quite obvious... | That is one load of shit. | Yeah, A GRAVEYARD OF YOU! | That's more of attempted suicide than a hobby | Well, here's Laundry Day, A.K.A. the blatant underwear scene | WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS! -William Sessions, Director of F.B.I. | The greedy Engrishman | But you'll become a BIG FATTY MONSTER! BLARGH! | How is cooking like crossdressing? | Wow, and it's not even a hentai scene... | A question up there with "If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?" and "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?" | Well, looks like you failed the spelling test | Man, why is every bald guy in a hentai game trying to be the creepiest man alive? | Yeah, POWER MEAT! | Um, what the hell's a sandback? | "Starting from the top: thirty-six, twenty..." | Wow, what irony! | Sanae's gonna use her Pretty-Miracle-Power-X! | Wow, he sells sex toys, AND he's a soccer player! | Just put the apple on your head, and I'll knock it off with my AK-47... | Yeah, do your best at your shopping, Azusa... | Maybe when someone finds out HOW to kill germs with ultraviolet light... | This is basically the game's big plot revelation point...