Discipline feels good to Pottsdam!

Handy household tips from Lunar 2 | You know, you're not a very good 'renegade of funk' by actually buying into his exploitative multinational balloon capitalism | I don't know, but right now I believe that we should just sit back and sooth our minds with the all pervasive BGM before we are thrust into another random battle | Pride is a sin, so I guess that a vengeful Old Testament God could arrange a Story of Ricky style inflation and gory explosion | How many times have you wished you had a .44 Magnum in an RPG? | Fart jokes, truly a high water mark of RPG humor | HOT MALE ON MALE ACTION | Puberty was a little light on this one | Some people just can't wait, can they? | Dating Oneself Volume 4 | Huh huh, she said... | I think you got the Karate dojo mixed up with the local bathhouse, son | SHUT 'CHO MOUTH! | Somehow, I don't remember this going that way. | Well, it may be an embarassingly dated reference, but at least it's a universal truth | Making the best of a bad situation: Work your fetishes | Thanks for the mental image. I'm getting visions of Gilbert Gottfried spanking a woman's ass and making wisecracks in that voice of his "They caLLLL me the PrANNNKSTERRR SpANNNKSTERR!" | This conversation quickly goes straight down the shitter | I hope tinfoil has been invented in the dimension of the Lunar games | That relationship would just be the WRONGEST thing EVER

Quiet, Ruby. We both know he's helping her because he wants to get into her pants | What a wonderful insult