When a game's ending is five hours long, you know it's a good game.

With help from Tanaree, flasher of nuns

More from Lemon-Chan, the Freddy Krueger of bunnygirls. BEWARE COWARD.

And Mina, who could take out the entire Taliban with her looks!

More from Fahbs, who's happy to have his hands on...er, forget I said anything.

Sound clips!

Ronfar: Ronfar's libido | Ronfar is easily amused. | Ronfar's got such, such panache

Gwyn: OH NO! They got Lunar too!

Lemina: Lemina sings the hits: Much like the William Shatner album only harder to listen to.

Leo: This battle cry is an awful mouthful. No wonder he's practically useless near the end of the game.

Annnnd... MYSTERE!: SNAKE! HURT ME MORE!

Ronfar, you so CRAZY! | Unfortunately, his last girlfriend was Cthulu...

Honestly, if space aliens were like Lucia or the Tenchi Muyo girls, the whole anal mutilation thing wouldn't be too bad at all | HORROR! Also, does the trouser-soilage only apply to urine or does it extend to, err, other fluids? | Let me guess, he travelled around with a yellow rat? | After seeing the Borgan Bromide, I can do nothing but agree with Lemina | Such noble goals | Can't disagree with this guy's rationale, but I can severely beat him for making a repackaged "Yo Mama" joke. Oh wait, I can't. This is a console RPG. *Grumble* | Safety first, kiddies | You know, I can see this guy showing up in the next Street Fighter as the token shitty novelty character. Ha ha, shitty! Get it?! | Aside to J. Lieberman: Lunar 2 encourages killing the elderly. BANNING TIME! | If you were somewhere in the darker reigons of Japan, I'm guessing you would serve that purpose well.

Tourism slogan: Come to Meribia! Where the bunnygirls are plenty and the sexual harrassment laws are lax! | Hype is such an awful thing. I guess the important thing is that LEMINA'S MOM HAS NO PANTIES!!! HEE HEE! | Totally fucking scared here, people | It's just a misunderstanding. We love her brains, it's just that you can't just focus on the one thing when you're dealing with such a... well rounded... person. | Ohhhh, hee hee hee, certainly... CAN YOU DO A HOMER SIMPSON IMPERSONATION!?! | Kids say the darndest things, until you lock them in the closet | How this bad cheapskate poetry manages to be worse than goth poetry is a mystery left to the ages | Not bad. It's amazing what they can do with brick these days. They can make a line about shitting yourself into a line about bad masonry | The world of Lunar; land of broken hearts and broken dreams. | More spooktacular bunnygirls. I've been scared stiff. Make of that what you will. | Hooray! More girl-porn (AKA "Romance Novels") in Lunar!

Dear me... BARF! | Apparently an original member of the KISS army. He looks just about as old as Gene Simmons, I guess | This Old Chapel with Religious Zealot Retard #1025323 | Ronfar has a lot to learn. You neither forget nor deny something like that. *sigh* | Ronfar, the great humanitarian | Why must children be forced into the deadly cat and mouse game of spycraft? And why must they make shitty movies about it? | That's right folks, kids don't want Dr. Seuss, kids want "Ten Steps To Ensuring Financial Security" | Wow! It really works! | Ronfar shows exceptional control over his hormones | With a name like that, you're sure to get into the Superfriends. Worked for those damned kids and the monkey. | Courage... Under fire. Or water. Whichever. | Oh, you sassy kids! I learned a few things from some helpful firemen about what to do with sassy kids, and it involves a pickaxe.

HAIKUS: And I bet his glands are making him shove another plateful of fries into his mouth | Parish, you finally made it into the pages of ZVGQ. Your mother will be proud | KILL | A fate worse than death

Looks like he was the brains of the family | My suspicions are confirmed | I'll bring the beer! | Hee hee. Zophar spent all those thousands of years waiting to take over the moon only to get his ass kicked and be called a panty wad from a little girl voiced by Megumi Hayashibara (Okay, in the Japanese version). The humiliation. | You know, that's like saying you invented indoor plumbing, chief | The Lord works in mysterious ways

Marketing classes paid off for these two | Watch out! She'll give you a papercut! | The people of Larpa sure know how to party... | Sorry. Oh well, goodbye Duece Bigalow | Is it just me, or does Zophar seem like a complete perv here? | Nice to see such pride in thier children... | If this were a hentai game, the whole plot would involve around sneaking into the other bath... | I know what it does... But i'm not telling... | Wow, two spelling errors in this one update...

Certainly, a work ethic befitting her noble stature | Not only her noble work ethic, but she has such great ethics! Certainly on her way to becoming a great politician

Oh yeah! Probe that bush! Probe it! | Ew. | No way. | "No they don't." -- William S. Sessions, Director, FBI | STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

The amount of sexual innuendo they managed to pack into this game is astounding | More references doomed to datedness in the near future | This reference, however, will be timeless | A musty, dark tent full of sweaty males... That sure sounds like a place to find chicks | Good to know this sailor is still quite heterosexual | There's nothing shameful about the male body. Oh wait, there is | Happy naked fun times? I'm so there!