This game kicks my ass three ways past friday. I mean, RPGs don't get much more fun than this. Without porn, of course. Which this game comes pretty damn close to having!

From BrandonTCA, a downright sexy witch posing as leader of the magic guild, and Fahbs, who hopefully isn't as annoying as Nash.

...masturbation references!

And here's some from he one and only Fahbs

it is fatty but where is his party hat!?!?!? | "Length DOES matter" | In the immortal words of Austen Lethbridge-Scarl, "BUTZFUKR"

Yes, baby. Yes. | What's she serving? Oh Luna, please tell us! | CANDY PRODUCT TIE-INS! WOOOOOOO! | Mmm. Hardcore cat sex. | Is that Calvin Klein? | Huh huh huh, Chicken Filchers (Hi Mark!) | Man, this chick must get pretty sore | Nall could kick Fatty's ass | "Mmmm...donuts...[hic!]" | Nall, you're a regular Miguel | Uhh... | This guy needs some speech therapy. | I wonder if Nall is an Adult Male Hello Kittyler? | Oh baby, whip it good | They're all after me Lucky Charms | Got Milk? SO LONELY... | These aren't the droids you're looking for | SEXXXY | Don't you just hate when cheery morning people do this to you? | Not a good way to get customers, buddy.