An open letter to Wild Arms: Eat this, you bitch!

Quotes from Larry Robins, Elliot Mahan and Dan Tanaree, those little hoochees.

Some from The revived Mr Big and Ezra Poetker. Aren't those cool names?

Even more from Crazy Hermit, fetching the King's hairpiece from the Evil Hell Cave of Demons to get to the next area.

Selan should start her own rap group!

I say he's an arrogant SOB

"Chill good man!"

Hoochees?

"HERE COMES THE COCK BOAT" "I thought he said CAKE boat!"

Here stands the "stupid and LONELY webmaster", Lago!

This doesn't sound threatening, just stupid

Stuck between two different dialects

Oh those freakin' bad people | Freaky

According to the translators of this game, "Ax, dagger, same damn thing. Back to writing awkward dialogue and stilted characterization!" | Great store... Not only does it sell crappy bronze weaponry which went out with the fucking BRONZE AGE, but it can't even spell the alloy correctly! | I think the Geneva Convention has something against capturing dungeons | I'M NOT A PIECE OF MEAT PEOPLE!!! | Because "coronation" sounds so much more impressive when all you're doing is just putting up another figurehead leader. Duh. | VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER | Such a confused young man. I think he's on the bong. | In your face? BURN! | Dekar makes his first foray into integral mathematics | Proof positive that selective inbreeding does not a genius make | Two modern cliches in one, whotta guy | More drooling idiots! | Doesn't he, uh, already have one? | Another video game NPC pondering the oddities of his existance | I have to hurry, but I can take my time doing it. | Fried foods have the same effect | FEEL THE POWER OF THE LIGHTBULB! | Certainly, that would be painful to take in your arms and embrace. Not to mention intercourse... | Poor NPCs don't get any of the perks that game heroes get. They ought to form a union. | It's going to be one uncomfortable honeymoon | WOW! I thought he was the janitor. | How dare they spoil a beautiful wedding for some stupid monster invasion. Some nerve! | Great escape plan! | Wily Water? Sounds like another evil plot by everyone's favorite idiot savant! This looks like a job for Megaman!