I really can't recommend this game... It's like Zelda in a psudeo-3d prespective, but with crappy gameplay...

From H Hog, who's just a little fellow

Also from Vitriolic, dispenser of useless advice

Well, since you have an actual name, that puts you a few steps ahead of all the other NPC's in the game, besides the bad guy and the king.

Just give me the damn clue