Probably the best Game Boy game in existence. Everyone I know calls the updated version "Zelda DIX". Okay fine, I just call it that.

Unlike real RPG's where the main character can actually TAKE something from a dresser, Link gets mesmerized by just LOOKING at the damned thing, then forgets to loot it | Three common dog words of a dog's vocabulary: WOOF, Dig, and RUFF | Nothing turns Marin on like someone digging a hole.. | Haha, Link you pervert | Big chance for what? I got her already | I don't know what's funnier, the psycho alligator-man or the fact that the dialog goes third-person without any notice | HAPPY HAPPY! | This is Nintendo's subtle way of telling players to get a life | Okay, by this logic, anyone with the last name "McDonald" can walk into one of the restaurants and claim ownership | So the Wind Fish is neither wind nor fish.. uhh, good job naming the thing, Nintendo | Papahl is a real dope if he PLANS to get lost | Usually, people don't emphasize the L | Sexual innuendo? | So Link is "it" and the Witch is "we"... this witch has some definite pronoun problems