Man, from the great Secret of Mana, to the godlike Seiken Densetsu 3, to THIS... At least it has some VERY zany quotes...

Badman must be petrified. NOT stoned.

Okay... | To a dark, monster-filled cave? You're joking! | Kids, don't listen to the talking cactus! | Still better than that damned Moulin Rouge song... | Ah, the pungent aroma of a jewel is unmistakable | Sounds like my mailman... | A problem of epic proportions | I don't you should complain to anyone about their face... | Not even Miss Cleo knows the secrets of the fruit basket!

Best password ever. | Oh, those crazy stoner pirates.