The gimmick to this shooter is that you're an angel! Oh, the craziness. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know.

From Yamcha and BarrelO. If rhyme was a drug they'd sell it by the gram.

A special message from the king of all shitty arcade beat 'em ups himself, CAPTAIN COMMANDO! | GO! GO! VELY DANGER IN MINUS STRAGE | Arcade proven?

Cleare and various other hilarities | SUPA SPRECIAL THANK BE GO TO YUUKICHAN'S PAPA!!! | "You have saved human race from its extinction." | "Rush courageously." | More of the Zanacish wackiness