Took about five years to finally emulate this. (Thank you, Gens!) About damn time...

Contributions from Pottsdam who tried to be a seastalker and drowned

After all, only someone possesed by the devil could have the power or EVIL to destroy a BRIDGE! | I don't think there's any quip that can truly contain the low-brow humor of this quote... | "What next? People OWNING animals?" | "Careful though, he's eccentric!" | Hot on the Billboard charts, it's some fuzzy thing with "The Farmer's Song"! | The Faxanadu monetary system seems to spread more than the metric system... | Well, that spot in plain view when entering is a great spot then | I pity the fool... | But not after their unconcious! | What are the odds? | Lying abilites that are in the caliber of Daffy Duck... | A proverb worthy of Bad Street Brawler | "Allow me to thank you by chewing on this tinfoil!" | And now, the new hit from the fuzzy guy, "THREE GUYS FROM MASSAN!" | Oh Pockets, you're such a crazy funster...

The dirty chicken jokes never stop! | Take the Dahl Delight challenge! | You think? | "The prices are so high, it'll make your face blue! That's Summers!" | Kind of a stupid trick... | That makes one of us... | I'm sure he's scared of guy fighting for lower taxes... | YOUR SON LOVES THE FATTIES! | LLAOYLLAKCUF | How terrible... | Thanks for that mental image...

If rhyme were a drug, this motherfucker would sell it by the OUNCE