A hentai RPG: pushing hentai game interactivity TO THE LIMIT.

Badman whaps you with his Phallus of Smiting +2

Oh shit. I'm getting a flashback to those horrible "Hits of the 80's" commercials that played late at night | Havn't these people heard of chastity belts? | What the hell | Maybe you should say that a little louder | A town with no name is better than one named Assaram | Squall would appreciate it | Since when does the protagonist of a hentai game have any use for enlargers? | ... Maybe I spoke too soon | Huhuhuhuh... sheep fucker | A noble title

Wacky equipment descriptions: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8

Yeah, down with the ESRB! | Somehow I doubt this is a direct translation of the Japanese dialogue | "Your step-mom's cute." "Shut up, Ted." | Oh no, he broke the fourth wall | Wackiness abounds in the ending

He's certainly a flexible Lord of Darkness. And I ain't even talking about his tentacle penis! | The big scene after the final battle (WARNING: SPOILERS! So if you don't want the plot to this hentai game spoiled for you, DON'T GO HERE YET!)

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Really? Please, tell me more | The fuck? | That's an awful lot of baggage she's got there. Have a blast sorting through it, champ | The really long-ass epilogue