A handheld version of King of Fighters? What could go wrong?!?

From PonPoko, TRUE King of the Fighters!

CRUSH THE OLD ORDER AND MAKE A NEW SOCIETY! | Uh oh, Athena's developed mulitple personality disorder! | Tam Tam get you for stealing lines! Big time! | Actually, that's violence... | Only Captain Hammer could cram the gameplay of KOF into a handheld game! | Uh oh! It's Ryo Von Kaiser! | I don't think your mom's there... Especially because of the story guide on GameFAQs, it says you're an orphan... | Do you even have that move? | Dig that funky groove... | Don't worry, I won't use any fireball moves on you... | Wakey wakey! Eggs and bakey! | Yeah, the Justice always wins! | Then maybe you shouldn't have joined in the fighting tournament... | Wow, just look at all that terror... | Just in case you forgot this was an SNK game, here's this insult... | Mai's English skills utterly collapse... | ...What? | Maybe you weren't... After all, you're scared of blood... | UWE HEE HEE LET'S SET OUR HAIR ON FIRE! | Well, of course it is, if you're a loser... | Oh, you little hoochie! | Hoochie part 2 | Hoochie part 4 | If I have to lose to anyone, it'll be you... | I'm sorry for your spelling skills... | Well, unless she's already dead, you're still no Dan Hibiki! | "Ooowah" sounds slightly out of character for Rugal... | Yeah, were he an anteater or an elephant he'd be happy! | It's really hard for old people when senility hits while you're making your win taunt | That's itn Saisyu! M.I.X. the flour into the bowl! | L-E-O-N-A. Leona! | Again, to remind you this is an SNK game, here's another insult... | Kyo never was the master of wit... | If you don't know about Yuri Sakazaki, you aren't worth shit! | That's right, you guys are "special"... | That helps you, but what about me? | Tastes like chicken! | Yeah, you totally reek of awesomeness! | HURT ME, YURI! I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY! | HAPPY END! | Wow... Apparently there isn't an abilty to increase the intelligence of your lines in create-a-player mode... | Your grammar's weak! Poorly done! | Your number's up! Monster! | Well, to be bluntn your spelling STINKS

And now, the quotes from the "create-a-player" story mode

Fight (insert character name here)! For everlasting peace! | What's the power? Where is Rugal? Tune in next week! | Uh oh, the market of... PURE EVIL! | Who is the REAL hero? | You sound like a self-help book! | That's right! He'll beat the shit out of him even if he just wants to buy some fresh fish! | Um, it seems clone Ryo has defective intellignce genes. Even more so than the real Ryo... | What the fuck is he talking about?!? | Man, this game's English just gets worse and worse... | Oh no, I'm cannon fodder! | Go Go Next Zone! | Looks like he's running towards Rugal. And what's so evil about Rugal making a railway? | Yeah, stop those evil clones! | Oh no! Now we're fighting Lex Lugar? His crappy wrestling skills will kill us all! | Shermie makes very little sense, but at least she's wearing a reavealing outfit | The Ice Grave? Wasn't that from Final Fantasy IX? | The prelude to the stirring conclusion... | The stirring conclusion!