From PonPoko, TRUE King of the Fighters!
And now, the quotes from the "create-a-player" story mode
Fight (insert character name here)! For everlasting peace! | What's the power? Where is Rugal? Tune in next week! | Uh oh, the market of... PURE EVIL! | Who is the REAL hero? | You sound like a self-help book! | That's right! He'll beat the shit out of him even if he just wants to buy some fresh fish! | Um, it seems clone Ryo has defective intellignce genes. Even more so than the real Ryo... | What the fuck is he talking about?!? | Man, this game's English just gets worse and worse... | Oh no, I'm cannon fodder! | Go Go Next Zone! | Looks like he's running towards Rugal. And what's so evil about Rugal making a railway? | Yeah, stop those evil clones! | Oh no! Now we're fighting Lex Lugar? His crappy wrestling skills will kill us all! | Shermie makes very little sense, but at least she's wearing a reavealing outfit | The Ice Grave? Wasn't that from Final Fantasy IX? | The prelude to the stirring conclusion... | The stirring conclusion!