Well SNK, sad to see you die... But at least that Korean company bought your series, so THE LEGEND WILL NOT DIE!

From lovable Badman

Pansy | GET YOU THE HOT BULLETS OF SHOTGUN TO DIE! | Brider would destroy you for such an insult | SECRET MARTIAL ARTS SECRETS! | Um, I think you still are... | Sure, King of the Yaoi Fighters | "Bilge?" | We'll never forget the spirit of Igniz, a true lovable guy! | I guess so... And after a win like that, it's nose mining time! | Yeah, being able to stick one of your beefy fingers in that nostil is the result of a lot of hard work no doubt | WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS! But they LOVE alcohol! (William S. Sessions; Director of FBI) | Too fast for proper grammar also! | I guess those electric shock ab things really do miracles! | Clark, charter member of the NRA | How the fuck could you get in an elite military squad while being so fucking stupid? | I could whup your ass in a normal conversation, though | ...That is a VERY unflattering picture with that quote... | OH NO! | OH NO! Part 2 | Can Joe's amazing wit save the day? | Unless of course you're Riki-Oh, in which case you'll have to dismember him... | Then could you please cut your hair into a slightly less bishounen style? | I'm sure we'd be more lenient if you'd take out Jack Chick... | Huh... And here I thought it was caused by stuff like loss of blood, lack of oxygen to the brain, or destruction of vital organs... | Boy, Heidern is REALLY strict... | NO! THE FATTIES MUST NOT GAIN IN POWER! | My god! What dirty language! | It's a secret to everyone! | ...Why is "Do" stressed extra? | WOW! JOE'S A FOLLOWER OF DESTRUCITY! MAY THE INVINCIBLE FORCEFIELD FLOW FROM THE PORES OF YOUR SKIN WITH THE OTHER WHOA-YAHS! | Normally, I'd disagree with you, but now that the power of the Destrucity and his forcefield are on your side, I can't disagree | Well, K' has certainly become a conceited ass... | Meet K9999. The guy who's so similar to Tetsuo, (from the anime, "Akira") he's even VOICED by the same guy! Though I have no idea what "pantsies" are supposed to be... Unless those are what Joe's shorts are called... | And here I've just gotta use an old joke: "TETSUO!!!" "KANEDA!!!" | OH NO! SOMEONE CALL IN REX RONAN! | I wasn't planning on doing that anyways... | Sounds like they need Viagra | Well, really, he didn't HAVE to lose to you... | Ralf, the end of world is no time to show off your vocabulary skills... | Hooray! | I beg to differ... | ...means Terry will make no sense | I guess not... | ..Aren't those for the most part the same thing? | Yes... Button-mashing also helps | BLARGH! THIN FATTY EATS THE WORLD! | SHE'S ON FIRE! | When did Yuri become a communist? | Yuri rocks society to its core! | But you STILL don't have the Warrior's forcefield!

And now, the endings:

I guess even Robert can't take that shit much longer... | Geez... I guess when it comes time to pay the bill, Mai and King turn into mutants | So not only do they promote the destruction of the English language, but Heidern's also a dominatrix? God, this series just gets weirder and weirder... | The lesson? Don't talk back to Iori. | I guess Rei clone and stereotypical anime hero found that love can bloom on the battlefield! | I guess Chang and Choi finally found the Justice! | Um, I guess any semblance of making sense was lost in the translation... | Yes, Shingo. You do suck ass... Not to a Roberta Williams level, but still pretty bad... | You may have gained your power back, but you apparently lost spell check

I guess Angel's channelling Sulik from Fallout 2 | Yeah, there's a distinct lack of landmines, tanks and machine gun fire | ...By beating the shit out of them? | Are the Bogard's team actually called the "Fatal Furies"? Or is it an even WORSE development? That he misspelled FURRIES?!? HAUGLUGHLAUGLAGH!OH GOD THE FURRY DICKS! | More what? | That must have been an amazing, and strenuous fight against that piece of wood | Geez, all the H-doujinshi you've been in, and you need to feel MORE?!? | At least they didn't bring back "The USA Sports Team" | Still better than a Roberta Williams pun | ...I have no idea... | What? Is that meant in the sentiment of "If I had a dime for everytime I was punched..."? | No, but you sure have some big basketballs! HAHHAHAHA! *SMACK* | NYUK NYUK NYUK! | ...The victual?

It's almost as slow as an episode of Dragon Ball Z | Sounds like you had too many kicks to the head

I suppose that when you're THE WORLD'S MOST FLAMBOYANT HOMOSEXUAL, it suits you very well! | Well, even putting aside the fact that the game features no blood whatsoever... "battle biz"? | And you're "special" too, Daimon | He's not really one to talk, with all the time he's wasting on pauses | XXXTREME BENCHWARMER ACTION!!! | "Shorties"? | Boy, the designers were really desperate to make you like this game. I suppose it needed all the help it could get, though: it's not very encouraging that the sprites in this game look worse than in KoF '95. | Completely incoherent! | Not only does she insult you horribly, but she also gets a generous commission for each unit sold! | Well, if "you're totally wrong" is her idea of a good "pet phrase", I'm glad she doesn't have one | Although I don't know enough about sumo wrestling to be sure, it looks like she's an idiot | Yes, but why would anyone want to?