Yes, violent fighting to come again, but this is the last time that violent fighting comes from SNK. With sumo wrestling schoolgirls and lucha libra pirates (Eyepatch=PIRATE), this one's probably the best one yet.

From Badman, lots better than my "Lucha"

SNK was the number one employer of "Adjusters" | WRONG. Fighting ability is proportional to the coolness of your hair | Nonchalant and desperate at the same time? Only in SNKglish | BURRRRN! At least she's polite about it | Yet another example of the total superiority of capitalism over RED COMMUNISM. They don't even teach their kids proper usage of taunting idioms! | Beni's back, and he's fruitier than ever | Proof that people can change | So lazy! Not a good example for your students! | I'm creeped out now | Are YOU having problems? Clark can help! | I really think they're just doing this intentionally to get on the page now | Yeah, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times... | Uhh, I wish I knew what they were talking about, but I don't | This is the dumbest, least intimidating analogy ever | Well, if the programmers think so, it can

Excuses, excuses. This is like screaming "CHEAP! CHEAP!" when you're getting your ass kicked | I don't think she's thinking now either. This is some seriously whacked out train-of-thought stuff | UNH YEAH! THROW YOUR NUTSACKS IN THE AIR! WAVE EM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE! | He's not Dr. Kevorkian, but he might be Yoda. The mystery of Iori is one step closer to being solved | At least he's asking nicely | Note: There are no cheers being heard | I think that's the whole point of elimination in tournaments | Even nukes? | A fighting game is no place to get philisophical, kiddo | I love how subtlely fighting game characters mention story details | KING ARE SOFISTICATED. She's speaking French! | Kula doing her best impression of Rei Ayanami | ...This is the worst Star Trek allusion ever... | As a wise man once said (Actually, Tiny Toon Adventures), "Expect the unexpected"

Well, that's good, because I need an antidote. NOT an antitode. Looks like I'll pull through after all! | Except for the little fact that SNK is bankrupt and you're out of a job | ...From, uh, "The Big Book of American Cliches To Appropriate To Make Characters Sound American: Japanese Edition"? | That's not a proactive attitude, Maxima! | This is the most surreal exchange in SNK history | SNK! He's just a little kid! For shame! | ...yes? | Spoken like a true captive of the evil mastermind | Ralf struggled, but managed to fill an entire textbox with military metaphors. We're proud of you, Ralf! | Ramon is the coolest man alive | And being comatose isn't a very composed position. So stop it | Once Dan gets his Saikyo-Ryu dojo running, he'll... He'll show you! | Drunk. | Yeah, I was surprised too | Simp, another great insult from the people who brought you "dweebenheimer" | Okay, uh, sour grapes are sour, and therefore not good to eat | The villain! Nasty rapscallion! | Now I'm more confused about the game than ever | SNK LOVES ME! Hey, they have to, I bought a Neo Geo Pocket | Then you should make it a point not to fail! | She forgot to call you a weenie. -200 points. | Haven't you ever fucking watched "Star Wars"? | Sneering and spunk, this all sounds like a one night stand gone horribly wrong | Yuri, you're a true intellectual. Every time you put "Like" in a sentence, your IQ increases by one point! | What the HELL is he talking about?

Um, when'd Takuma gain the Miss Cleo powers of knowing that King's pregnant? | Oh no, the evil crack squad! | Too much weirdness for one quip... | Yeah, being in a headlock is SO sexy! | Vannessa: Part time gardener | Wow, a satellite weapon to kill off a couple nests? Sounds a little overboard... | Shit... I better not run into him, as the great amount of the lonely from which I suffer will get me killed for sure! | Joe just needs to get the last word in, even when insulting someone else... | Um, what's a Hizoku? | What's developing? | "You impudent wretch!"

I will, thanks to the fact that the emulators give me infinite continues! | Yeah, the bruises can show it... | The what? | Dash-Man? Sounds like Dr. Wily's really running out of robot ideas... | Yeah, the flamboyant cousin of Billy Dee Williams is a great disguise | I haven't gotten that far in the game, but is that a weird nickname for his penis? | I'm thinking a villain wuld rather appreciate his own villainy... | If it was foreseeable, then how come it happened to you? | Looks like Iori's ego's been killed... | Oh no, the kibosh! | Yeah, you can NEVER trust a rug! | Too bad for you... You're gonna end up a giant filament! | Um, I think you forgot to finish your sentence | Still a better phrase than "evil-doers" | Why would I leave, if I kicked your ass? | SUPER BUKKAKE ACTION! | This better not lead to ANOTHER Megaman X game... | Someone with a lot of chutzpah would! | Are you bad enough? | Well, of course you are, due to your huge weight! | Choi transforms into a character from Deliverance | U RAPPIN' GREAT! | Miss Cleo would! IT'S IN THA CAHDS, MON! | It's a picture in picture! | Even though YOU'RE the one who got their ass kicked... | Heidern uses his massive wit on Zero