It makes Casino Kid look like a Martin Scorsese movie.

From Pentarou Zero, the submitter of quote

This game sure knows how to PUMP - YOU - UP | Fuck it, dude, let's go borling. | Okay, but I'll have to ask my accountant to calculate the exact value of my carry | You know, when the city council starts making rules about wishing that people will have good "lock", I think it's time to reduce the size of civic government... | Sounds like a great town to raise a family in! | Isn't that something that John Cage would have done? | I'm sure your mother is very proud of you | Your tax dollars at work! | Does that mean that they keep their casinos on their leashes at all times and always clean up their droppings? | I think the wackiness of this quote speaks for itself! | OhhhhhhhhYES!!! | An easily astonished poker engine | But does it pay well? | And now for rat | Who asked you, bub?