It's shooting! It's racing! It's something I've never played before!

From GameQuoter dressed like an extra from Mad Max.

I'm driving already! | Well shit, I'm going to need an interpreter to understand these rules

English is no need! | Even if SNK's now dead, Engrish will continue forever!

And now the AMAZING character descriptions!

After all, with that money, he can finally buy that copy of Hooked on Phonics | All I have to say is, "Who's the monkey?" | Anyone willing to try and give this a legible translation? | Uh, apparently they're time travelers, but the terrible Engrish makes me unsure... | Man, why does it seem to be so hard to translate the word "Dragon"? | I'll admit, the quote may be bad, but I mainly posted this for that picture...