I doubt anyone's heard of this game other than die-hard Turbografx-16'ers. Of course, no one gave a rat's ass about Keith after Bonk stole his Official System Mascot title.

Wise Wizard gives some insanely general advice | I don't care how much it cost back then, I want to know how much it costs now! | Wise Wizard, happy master of the run-on sentence | Why not just say "No cash? Get the hell out, ya bum!!" | Nah, I was thinking sometime next month | Prophet demonstrates his superhuman attention span... "I am Prophet! You are here!" | Wise Wizard is really concerned about my power | That is too bad | Proof that you don't need much education to be a Weapons Master | ...and everyone's favorite explosive-selling guru, the Wise Wizard!