Kabuki, a form of Japanese theatre. What that has to do with a fighting game, I have no clue. The Japanese are fucked up (in a good way).

Contributed by Yamcha Hibiki, who also prances around in makeup, but for different reasons.

Also from Draygon, lord of the dance

Uh, sure dude.

When in hell, if you give Satan a wacky nickname like this, eternal punishment doesn't seem so bad. | Sure thing kiddo... *cough*CHYNAISAMAN*cough* | Stupid cat thing, why would I even want to fight him again? | The sword is rendered in NEO CUBIST STYLE! It has no depth! No perspective! All sides are visible! NOOO THE ABSTRACT SWORD IS TOO STRONG! | Yeah, imitating the monkey boy is about as cool as Dragonball Z cosplaying. GO! SUPER SAIYAN FOAM HAIR! | Her "HA HA!" betrays that she actually is enjoying herself | You know, I can actually picture this hellspawn child devouring a man whole | No, you also need to not be constipated

Nice excuse, wifebeater | Or when you lose. God, I hate these pretensious sword types | Yeah, let's get real TOGETHER! | You can't count out those sissies, they may strike back with deadly "Limp Wrist Style Kung Fu" and break your white ass while prancing merrily about. | We all hurt on the inside | And you need a little more brain to realize that it's BRAINS | Well, maybe excluding Vietnam. Rambo killed them all and yet they're still commies.

NO! DON'T! Cat-Monkey things make horrible houseguests, they end up urinating on your carpet and smearing your silverware with feces | Then don't hit him with a sword, asshole | Sorry, two bag limit! | Dancing and hot sex is another story altogether | "Oh, and about the head you gave me, well, I have all my guy friends do that to me too!" | Lew Siffer here seems just as surprised about it. Satan's really losing it. | Defeat to slow? MAKE SENSE MAN! | Well, shit, that's better than nothing. I mean, at least Carrot Top has a job.