If you thought Resident Evil was the apex of bad voice acting, think again. There's a new game in town...

These chilling quotes are from Martin Rose.

He seems pretty uptight about the whole thing. | Woah, this evil henchman guy sounds totally evil and diabolical | A very poignant warning | He makes it sound as if chaos is something you can measure with a chaosometer or something | A shocking revalation! | High drama | Uhhhh... Huh huh huh, she said... (Mark rules!) | How dramatic! | Bow to the Emperor's awesomeness | Uh, that's a contradiction | More great acting | A touching death scene | Scary! | How could I possibly decide? | Yeah. STUPID! | That sure sounds urgent. | An empassioned plea to Goldman | Scary Monsters, Super Creeps | He doesn't seem too concerned | I concur | Nope, nothing at all | But, but, I thought the song said that I could go my own way! | A serious state? Nebraska? Kansas? Delaware? Florida? | This guy is an amazing actor of William Shatner like proportions | The suspense! | This guy sounds almost mocking in tone | That's a really horrible accent | Even more astonishing acting | Great timing | What the fuck is he talking about? | This guy is really obsessed with "too much" and the concept of increasing chaos | Just call me Deepthroat | Genuine concern | Yes, we have to | I think that the chaos is increasing and the state of it is too much. | Great pronounciation! | My thoughts exactly | Wow, great speech | Great vocabulary