How I wish this game had been translated by Working Designs. The battle system is kickin', though.

From Gilgamesh, the cynical and world weary sword for hire.

And from Badman, the sheltered and naive sister of Granas.

The bird is a master of subtlety | I get the feeling that this might have something to do with some insane fetish conceived in the land of the rising sun | I think that's the "convince people you're really not evil and lower their guard" thing | Almost got me there, but the way she keeps smiling tipped me off

I'm confused | NO, NO, NO | You know, the translation for this game was generally competent. I wonder how they let something like this slip by | I suppose you wouldn't care to test your claim | SO HUNGRY | I have no idea why, but I like this quote | S-E-X-X-X-Y | He can laugh until he finds out the pillows are full of rusty nails (ARHUHUHHUH GRABBING NUTS)

And some sound clips: "Smash you to pieces!" | "Blow you away!" | "Don't you find me... ATTRACTIVE?" | Such an exceptional BARF! cannot be overlooked here | "Feel mine lightning judgement!"