This game has a Cyndi Lauper song done in NES synthesizer! Can we get any more funking?

Contributed by BarrelO and Ebolamonkey, one of which is the fat kid from the Goonies!

"Welcome here. This is a Warp Zone"

"Ouch! What do you do" - Exclaimed after hitting the guy.

"I'm Eskimo. There's nothing here."

"I don't give you energy because you hit me." HEY! It's Konamiman! (Wai Wai Konami World fans should know who he is)

A little self-serving, don't you think?