I don't know how to turn my dumb ass around in this game, but it's by Compile, and it's not Puyo Puyo, so it's probably good.

PLEASE SAVE THE PRINCESS PANCAKE!

Is this going to be like the Yuffie scene in FF7 where you want her to fuck off, but she comes along anyways? | SECRET BIBLE CODES WILL MAKE YOU $$$ | (cry) | WOOO XFL WHORE FAIRY CHEERLEADERS | Ever had a conversation like this? | Uh... good joke... | Uh, yeah, I did gold it... | This looks like a job for the hook-handed detective | Great! Modern vernacular and middle english! GO FOR GOLD! | I WANT THE SEXY FAIRY | More (cry) | Don't eat it so fast then! | I suspect something is up...