Why do these Conan the Barbarian types run around shirtless in the MEAN STREETS of Crime City, Dark Age Eurasia? I don't care if you've got a 26-pack, you're not going to deflect that morning star with your pectorals.

From Norondor the visigoth.

It's a hamlet that really cares about your feelings and cuddles after sex and enjoys long walks on the beach | Aw, shit