The only thing that makes this NeoGeo fighting game unique is the fact that it has a ninja in it! Don't see that everyday, nossir!

Draygon and MANNA... Chop them into pieces!

Badman... Chop you into... Aw, forget it.

This technique will cause your opponent to grow up with an eating disorder, then get on a talkshow in ten years to blame their problems on everyone else.

"Long time no see, another myself." | Promise? | What a putdown | "You're sorceress!" | Personally, I don't see what other technique a punching bag could have other than hang from a hook. Or fall over | Felden displays his superb grasp of English | So what, we're not gonna fight now? | Oh yeah, just peachy | "Spoiling" doesn't sound very intimidating | Uh.. come again? | I guess this would be quite the putdown. For a car or something. | Well no shit there's no stupid-curing medicine | Making sense when you talk trash is always a plus | Can't argue with that | Straight to the point | Such logic! | The sad thing is, this guy is defending his planet, meaning he's the most able thing on it | Stupid robot | This reminds me of that rabbit into Holy Grail. How freaking scary was THAT thing? | Rolf sure has a way with words. Butchering them, that is | BWAAHAAHAA! | "I'll get you and be famous!" | "I've got to get out this evil robot!" | What the hell.. is Roomi on crack or something? | And you Roomi is too stupid | Heh. What is it with Roomi and spanking. | Geez, such stereotyping | Good advice. You doped-up ninja | Hah, what, you're afraid she's gonna steal your whole goddamn planet?! | I doubt she even knows what that means | What the hell are you talking about, ninja?

I'm gonna devote a section to the cool ninja Kazuma here, because nothing is safe from his Chop you into pieces! | KID! | PHANTOM! | SCUM gets called shameless.. then CHOPPED INTO PIECES! Double whammy! | Now that's just confusing

The army's spiffy new slogan, although "bee" is a pretty iffy verb, my martial compadres.

NEVER BEFORE SEEN POWERFUL SORCERERS on the DVD release of GALAXY FIGHT! | Are you going to listen to the guy whose ass you just kicked? He obviously didn't have enough sense to dodge your punches. | Even if he rescues your puppy? | Just slap a little lube on and it should be fine | I guess all the glass shards and other junk in his street drugs has rotted his brain | G.Done's best pickup line | Yeah, funny weapons are nothing to get narcissistic about | Gunter, the homocidal lizard and family man | Junky junk junk junk | Except for the fact that I can't just beat your face into the ground | LET ME HIT HIM! | Damn delinquient youth, take your eyes off them for one second and they're on the space shuttle to the space station | Tell me, who exactly is he talking to? | Philisophically though, we are all just tools of war... OUCH OUCH STOP HITTING ME | I think she isn't getting the crowds she wants because she keeps kicking all their asses | Yes, I did really hit you

That kind of sexism and discrimination against the "ownership unaware" is totally uncalled for in today's free and liberal society! | You are NOT being caring and nurturing like a sensitive and proactive male should be! | Gunter, ever the diplomat | Look, YOU were the one who wanted to do that role playing thing, I was just going along with you | You know, somehow a man's tolerance for utter flaming idiocy increases proportionately to the idiot's breast size. Exception: Man breasts.

Example #2 of that rule | First you kick my ass, and then you overanalyze the match, and you even ask if you were too much for me - A fact that should be readily apparent! I'm in hell. | Way to put on a good show of confidence! | He's no Confucius. He's not even that babbling drunk in the alley. He's just stupid | Uh, let's kick it up a notch and get our show cancelled after the first episode or something to that effect | Wow, G.Done actually doesn't sound like a japanese guy futilely trying to sound american.

It's the congratulations screen! HAR HAR HAR! | Well, that's cause I had it on random select, and it picked the Wonder Twins... | That's right, kids! Only beautiful powerful people won't get atomized! | Anyone wanna explain this ending? | Oh no! A dirty old prospector! | Fight Rolf! For everlasting peace! | I guess he doesn't want to learn how to CHOP YOU INTO PIECES!

Thanks, I've been working out | Come on baby... You know you're the girl of my dreams | The power of a robot of the Empire? How horrible