There isn't a word that could properly describe how bad this translation is... but there is to define how bad the game is. Utter shit. A bad RPG/Arkanoid clone with horrible physics.

Update: The version I had before was actually a beta, which explains the worse translation than usual and the total lack of support in the emulator. The real version has a slightly better translation, but the game is still about as fun as circumcision without anaesthetic.

Clarification and new quotes from Brave Man CODEMAN38.

Uhh... Say what? Excuse the graphical glitching, the ZSNES team apparently is wise in not giving a rats ass about this game.

"The only way is to use the seald TRIALIGHT"

"You Brave Man SLEITHER. Only You Can Use the TRIALIGHT"

I can picture the poor little children stuck at this point because the game tried to confuse them.

What the fuck?

The same goes for this one.

Proving that the full version really isn't that much better