R U OLDSKOOL ENUF 4 FF2?!?1??!/!?!/
Contributions from Stargazer, the spoony-ass bard.
The best screams of all time: "WAAAH!" "ARRRGH!" "GRRRR-BAAH!"
More FFII quotes! This game is damn zany: Yeah! Bust a few rhymes Yang! | "Life - Bring back to sense" | Yang remains true to his Asian heritage, and speaks in broken English | The king of Fabul hands Cecil the Black Sword, with a marvelous speech to go along with it | "Is that true!" | "I am alright. And I am a white wizard. I won't bother you." | "So you are that Cecil! Take good care of her!" | "Wow! You noble looking!" | Ah, who could forget this memorable poem, "One to be born from the dragon..."? | Last time I checked, Tellah wasn't Edward's father | "Hiding inside the shell!" | I once again validate my opinion that Kain is crazy | "This is Agart. The village of those who have ancestors who were dwarfs." | "Stars of Dream" | "All Those Chocobos" | Although I'm usually against battle cries, Yang's just kicks too much ass! | "Metals get so heavy and stuck in a cave on the island of northeast. Better watch out!" | Sagely advice from the clerics of Toroia | Damnation! It's a magnetic field!
Yeah! The training room! This gives you so many hints on how to play the game you'll want to puke! And all of them have horrible translations! Here ya go: Articulate advice on saving | Very helpful tip on how to use the world map! | Final Fantasy II: Fun for the whole damn family! | Yeeeahhhh, real sure I could run out of bows
The ultimate classic: "You
Random pics from Cool-J (insert random LL Cool-J song here):
Jesus H. Christ, you'd figure we'd be done with this game: "Dwarf armors are hard! Can you move in it?" | This dude tries to sound all philosophical and shit, but in the end, he just sounds like a plain ol' idiot | "Lali-ho!" | The weird thing is, they actually sell the same things they do in the overworld | "He really put on the drills! He's great, Lali!"