Not worth playing unless you're a total masochist or retarded with nostalgia.

Everyone knows them. What, you've never heard of Ed the Moogle or Paul Soth?

Also from Pokeytax, who has legs!

"See your face upon the clean water! How dirty! Come! Wash your face!" | Herb? Matoya's been toking the fat daddies | It can be used as herbal medicine, if ya know what I mean | The elf prince f'ed himself right up | Pravokians are quite familiar with the mystic weed. | Oh no! He's sleeping! *gasp* | ALL problems. No exceptions. | What a witty name! | A quote to inspire you. | Stars AND Prophecy? Woah, usually it's just one or the other. These are some kickass sages! | Nah, a little Windex'll produce the same effect | Repeatedly? | No, really? | No, really? | Remember this, it's the single most important clue in FF1 | Investigating what? | "Everybody knows me. What? You've never heard of Dr. Unne?" | Yummy. | Huh huh. Rod. | Oh look, video game action hero self dialogue! | HEL2: A magic to recover HP for all of you." | It's just a well.

He won't kill you. He'll just knock you down.

Wow! I never noticed! | Actually, you responded to ME...