Fatal Fury, now with an extra dimension of BAD GAMEPLAY!

From FunkDOC, in the fighting tournament to avenge his father or his comrade or to prove his strength or to reunite Mother Russia or to save the orphanage or something.

Terry Bogard is very mean to the elderly, and if I learned anything from Lord of the Red Dragon that means that no one will ever sleep with him | Here's the puzzle: Why doesn't Geese Howard just be evil and sinister and rule Southtown with an iron fist rather than throwing extravagent fighting tournaments and offering would be assassins an easy way to kill him? And why doesn't he just shoot them? | Terry uses the harshest word in the SNK-glish dictionary | Oh Geese! I'm sorry I hurt your feelings! I thought we were BEST BUDS 4-EVER? | Geese's henchmen, Bill and Ted | Oh shit, now he's cursing in hindu | So at least he can stun his opponents with his incredible ugliness. Also, fuck you Terry, Duck King kicks your damn ass | It would be SO kickass to have your own yes man. "I have the biggest penis in the galaxy!" "Yes sir!"

Sounds from the Genesis version:

Ah, Andy Bogard... *snicker* | Why does TERRY BOGARD sound so damn japanese? | Hishoken? Sounds a lot more like another H fireball... | BARF! | He's really into the whole "slash kicking" thing | OKAY USA! YOU ARE AMERICAN SHITHEAD WHO MAKES TRICKS WITH BRICKS! | Bwuhwuhwuh to you too