A stone is not inherently evil, it's only as good or as bad as the person using it. Please show your support and protect our civil liberties today.

Contributed by Chad Hurwitz, a responsible stone owner.

If you place so much confidence in him, why don't you get him to fight for you, instead? And, uh... where am I supposed to run, again? | Well, since you asked so nicely... sure! | Grrr, those angry waves... the moment they see you pull out your surfboard, they disappear. :( | You have no chance to survive make your time | Hey poor player! | The tabloids are all abuzz over that scandalous Hell World! | You must grasp the essence of the cosmos by playing a shitty video game | Look, motherfucker, do you want me to help you or not?! | That sounds a little painful