Scratching an invisible turntable over here, folks. Wicka wicka wick.

Quotes from Wheelie McJesus, the only man cool enough to play this game

Trash-talk! Whooo! NON-SENSE!! |That's really deep, man | Meanwhile, on the other side of town, a homeless drunk wonders how long he's been trying to drink his hat | Mary? I thought her name was Maria. | Nice beer. Nice, refreshing beer. Ahhhhh. | Understatement of the century.